倒车倒车倒车，转弯转弯 Back up. Back up, back up. Turn around, turn around.
好极了 Oh, yeah.
他们在那 There they are.
露下她的乳房 Show her tits!
住手 Stop!
快跑 Oh, shit! Run, run, run! Go, go, go!
- 很酷吧？ - 酷毙了 - It's cool, huh? - Hell, yeah.
小心碰头，兄弟 All right, watch your head, dude.
好了 It's all right.
我来了 I got it, I got it.
好了 It's all right.
我会找个更好的摄像机 I'll just fuckin' find you a better camera.
没有比这个更好了 That's not a better camera than this camera.
兄弟，我要同时画两个肉球 Man, I'm gonna draw two balls at once.
你在用什么带子拍？ What tape are you filming on?
- 什么？ - 你在用什么带子拍？ - Do what? - What tape are you filming on?
你说什么，兄弟？ What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
你从哪拿的带子？上面标着什么？ Where'd you get the tape? What's on the label?
我不知道，从你屋里拿的 I don't know. It was in your room.
但你不知道，开灯！ But you don't know. Lights, lights, lights!
快点 Come on, come on, come on!
露下她的乳房 Show her tits!
看到了吧？那就是我为什么选她 See? That is exactly why I picked her.
她的乳房棒极了 She has great fuckin' tits.
因为你是个恋乳狂 Oh, you just knew 'cause you're a boob psychic.
好了，我们干这个这么多次了 Yeah, well, we've done this so many times.
兄弟，每次我们干这些事才赚五十块钱 Dude, we get $50 every time we do one of these things.
我能让我们赚不止五十，兄弟 I can get us more than 50 bucks, man.
我的意思是，那也不错 I mean, that's not bad for this--
我们干这个每次五十块 fifty dollars for each time we do this.
兄弟，告诉他你搞到的买卖 Dude, tell him about the deal that you got.
我们好像和真正的色情界搭上了关系 We hooked up with, like, a reality porn place.
他们真付钱给你了吗？ Have you actually got paid?
他说过要付给你钱吗？ Has he said he'd pay you, like, money?
二十五，三十次，好极了 Twenty-five, thirty times, yeah.
我能让我们一晚上赚的比那还多 I can get us more money than that in one night.
你打算怎么赚的比那还多？ How you gonna get more money than that?
你可以马上扔了这破烂玩意 You can drop this fuckin' pawnshop shit right now,
要是你想的话 if you want.
我们需要做裙子 We need to do skirts.
比方说在这个即将来临的夏天 Like, this coming summer.
嗨，闭嘴，兄弟 Hey, shut the fuck up, man.
征求意见，像裙子这类事情 And run by and do-- you know, like, up-skirt stuff.
我就是这个意思 This is what I mean.
闭上臭嘴，兄弟们！我们能赚更多钱！ Shut the fuck up, dudes! We can get more money than that!
怎么了，加里？该死！ What the hell, Gary? God damn!
一宿赚更多钱！ ...get more than that in one night!
好的，这边左上，然后瑞贝克路直走 Okay, go up left here and head towards Ryback road.
好，买卖是这样的： Okay, here's the deal:
我们闯进这房子 We've gotta break into this house,
偷走这个家庭录像带就成了 and all we have to do is steal this one vhs tape.
兄弟，咱们用那个带子吧 Dude, let's use that fuckin' tape.
为什么你不用那个带子？ Why don't you use that tape?
我们这有带子 Yeah, we got a tape right here.
兄弟不打算查查了 Dude ain't gotta check it!
无论怎么说，这活有钱赚，所以… Anyways, the job pays, so, like...
可能会带来更多的活 It could lead to more work.
活？！ Work?!
毕竟，他也说过 Anyway, he also said
他在网上看到了一些你的作品，你有粉丝了 he saw some of your stuff online, so you have a fan.
那怎么可能，兄弟？ How's that work, man?
那些破玩意我们哪个都没署名 We don't put our names on any of this shit.
我不知道，不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
我不担心这事 I wouldn't worry about it.
嗨，你胡子上有面包渣 Hey, you got crumbs in your beard.
好的，没问题 Uh, yeah, sure. No problem.
那是什么？ What's that?
- 你再说什么？ - 那是你的摄像机吗？ - What are you talking about? - Is that your camera?
- 什么摄像机？你在说什么？ - 怎么回事？！ - What camera? What are you talking about? - What the fuck?!
嗨，洛克，能帮我拿会摄像机吗？ Hey, Rock, hey, can you hold my camera for a second?
小心点，小心点，好吗？ Be careful. Be careful, okay?
兄弟，这黑鬼的房子真是豪宅呀 Dude, this nigger's house is a mansion.
他肯定很有钱！ He must be goddamn rich!
嗨，嗨，谁住在这？ Hey. Hey. Who stays here?
一些老家伙 Some old guy.
那么，有些老家伙在这？ Like, some old guy's here right now?
有老家伙在这 Some old guy's here right now,
他他妈的正在睡觉，所以你得保持安静 and he's fucking sleeping, so you've got to stay quiet.
等一下，要是他醒了怎么办？ Wait a minute. Wait, wait. What if he wakes up?
嗯，我会搞定那种情况的 Well, I'll fucking take care of that, I guess.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
对，我能搞定 Yeah, I'll take care of that.
就闭上臭嘴吧，兄弟 Just shut your fucking mouth, man.
你什么也搞不定 You're not gonna do anything about it.
你俩上楼，我们要在这看看 You two go upstairs, and we're gonna look around down here.
上那去 Fuckin' go up there.
什么？ What?
嘘！ Shhh!
闭嘴，兄弟 Shut the fuck up, dude.
带子他妈的在哪？ Where the fuck is this tape?
几乎是空的 Everything's pretty much empty in here.
！ Fuck, what?!
怎么了，兄弟？ What the fuck, dude?
！ Oh, shit!
- 什么？ - 他死了 - What? - I figure he's dead.
不可能 No fuckin' way.
都发臭了 Oh, man, he smells.
加里！ Gary!
怎么回事？他们为什么嚷嚷？ What the fuck? Why are they yelling?
妈的闭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
你老是叫我闭嘴，兄弟 You keep telling me to shut the fuck up, dude.
看看这个，看看这个 Look at all this. Look at all this.
他死了 He's dead.
别碰 Don't touch the dude.
你对他做了什么？ What did you fuckin' do to him?
嗨，加里，他们会处理的 Hey, Gary, Gary. They took care of it.
谁会处理？ Who took care? Fuck you! Who took care of him?
- 闭嘴！ - 没有带子 - Shut the fuck up! - There ain't no tape.
加里，没有带子，就只剩这些 Gary, there ain't no tape. Just take this.
咱们查查这些 Let's check all these.
我告诉他们继续找 I told them to keep looking.
你看了那该死的机器了吗？ Did you look in the fucking machines?
- 嗨，咱们走，加里 - Hey, let's go-- hey, Gary. - Yeah.
咱们去查查地下室吧 Let's check out the basement.
努力找找那个带子，兄弟 Tryin' to find the fuckin' tape, dude.
布拉德 Brad, Brad, Brad.
- 什么？ - 和我呆一起，兄弟 - What? - Stay with me, man.
操，不，你呆这 Fuck, no. You stay in here.
那些带子没被查过，兄弟 Those tapes haven't been checked, dude.
嗨，你妈的，兄弟！ Hey, fuck you, man!
我不是…，哇，该死 I'm not fuckin'-- whoa, shit.
你好呀 Hello?
是有些…？ Is there something...?
播放 Put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on.
快点，好的 Come on. Okay, yeah.
哦，狗屎完美！ Oh, perfect fit!
给我，给我一个！ Gimme! Gimme one of these!
完美！好极了！ It's perfect! In-I-I-ice!
- 怎么了？ - 这狗屎太搞了 - What? - That shit is so quad.
你都没法描述！ You can't even fuckin' tell!
看看他，嗯？ Oh, my God! Look at him, huh?
嗨，兄弟，看一看 Hey, dude, check it out, check it out.
- 你喜欢这眼镜，对吗？ - 是的 - You like these glasses, right? - Yeah.
这些不只是眼镜，朋友 These are not just any glasses, my friend.
它们是傻瓜镜 They're dork glasses.
还是视像眼镜 These are video glasses, bitch!
那里边有摄像机 There's a camera in that shit,
并且装置了麦克风 There's a fuckin' Mike in that shit.
兄弟，看看它们，你看不到它！ Dude, look at 'em! You can't see 'it!
好极了！ It's awesome!
- 你从哪搞到的？ - 网上 - Where can you get 'em? - Internet, like...
哦，太好了！ Oh, so good!
我现在看起来像间谍了吗？ Am I just, like, a spy now?
对，超级间谍，帅爆了 Yeah, superspy, man-- super ass- and-titty spy.
对，今晚，我要告诉你 Yeah, tonight, I'm tellin' you.
我明白了 I get it.
我知道你想去做什么 I know what you want to do.
好的，你做！ Yeah, you do!
开机，兄弟！咱们干去！ Turn it on, man! Let's do this!
来呀！ Come on!
- 你对极了！ - 我不是要拍A片 - You're damn right! - I'm not filming a porno.
咱们这么干吧！闭嘴！我们这在干！ Let's do this! Shut up! We're doing this!
来吧，兄弟！ Come on, man!
我怎么能关了这东西？ How do I turn these off?
开关在上边 Controls are on the top.
现在，为克林特 Now, this is for fuckin' Clint,
祝他今晚成为男人 for fuckin' bein' the fuckin' man tonight.
来吧，咱们干吧！出发，出发！ Come on, let's do this! Let's go, let's go!
哦，太棒了！ Ohh, so wholesome!
加把劲！ Power up!
查一查，把车灯打开 Check it out. Turn your brights on, yo.
那就是我们队这个姑娘干的，就那 That's what we're doin' to this girl, right there.
你在那看到的那个姑娘 That girl that you see right there,
我们今晚要和她聊天 we're gonna fuckin' talk to her tonight,
我们正在干这事 we're fuckin' doin' this shit.
不！如果你要马上拍，确定… ...no! If you're filming right now, make sure--
我不想耗光电 I don't want to run out the battery.
扭动屁股，扭动那屁股 Roll on that ass. Roll on that fuckin' ass.
就像交错在… Like a cross between...
什么？大点声！我不能…！ What? Speak up! I can't--!
我们要出去 We gotta fuckin' get out of there.
好的，好的，我们现在去哪呢？ Okay, okay. Where we gonna go now?
自信点，你能成！ Get your game face on. You got it!
我好了，好了，立马就好 I'm on! I'm on. It's on right now.
好小子，你成的 You're my boy. You got it.
当你吃乡间早餐时 So, you're-- when you're having your country breakfast,
打算干掉多少烙饼？ how many fuckin' flapjacks are you gonna put down?
我能吃五个 I can do, like, five.
- 是吗？ - 对！ - Oh, yeah? - Yeah!
- 真棒！ - 同时五个 - That's a good one! - At the same time, five.
和女孩谈烙饼 Talking about flapjacks with a girl.
我绝不会那么做 I could never do that.
你怎么能拍那个呢？ How could you even film that?
要喝爱尔兰酒吗？ You ready to shoot Irish shit? What?
乐意之极 Yeah, sure! Yeah! All the time.
嗨，两个 Hey. Two.
两杯最好的爱尔兰酒 Two of your finest Irish shit.
嗨，再来两个 Hey, there's two more.
- 那个…？ - 顶级爱尔兰？ - How 'bout--? - Top-shelf Irish shit?
四杯爱尔兰酒 Four Irish shit.
四杯极品爱尔兰酒 Four of their finest Irish--
这不够，你朋友怎么办？ this isn't enough. What about your friends?
好的！把他们带过来！ Yeah? Yeah! Bring 'em over!
去介绍我一下 Go introduce me.
好 Okay.
呆这！好的 Stay! Okay.
艾利克斯，按她说的做 Alex, do what she says, man.
拿你的面包！ Get your bread!
去拿吧 Get on it.
- 什么，兄弟？ - 兄弟 - What, man? - Dude.
什么？！ What?!
我…我不知道你在说什么 I-I have no idea what you're saying.
为什么你们都单身？ Why are you all alone?
谢谢，哥们 Thanks, man.
嗨，你想见见那边的人吗？ Hey, you want to go meet some people over there?
我喜欢你 I like you.
嗯，我也喜欢你 Well, I like you too.
那么，你来过 吗？ So, do you ever come here... Before?
我喜欢你 I like you.
你在干什么？ What the fuck are you doing?
怎么了，哥们？ What's up, guys?
我要走了 I'm leaving.
先生…！ Sir...!
完了！ It's over.
我让你离开，先生 I need you to leave, sir.
随便吧，走了 Whatever. Get going.
好的，我要走了，要走了 Okay, I'm going, I'm going.
我要走了 I'm fuckin' going.
啊，你真是个婊子！ Aw, you bein' a bitch!
该死，好了，冷静 Aw, shit, all right, be cool, be cool.
小姐，你咋样？还好吗？ Hey, lady, how you doin'? You all right?
你找到伴了？你要和我们回来吗？ So, you found a buddy? You comin' back with us?
你坐在地上干什么呢？ What are you doing sitting on the fucking ground?
你看起来真傻 You look fuckin' stupid.
兄弟！赶快走吧！ Dude! Cleared out quick!
好吧，你们好好走吧 All right, so you guys are good to go.
她迷糊了吧？ She's a fuckin' trip, huh?
你们哪个来开车？ Which one of you chuckleheads is driving?
该死！ Holy shit!
我有点堕落了 I'm coming down a little bit!
我需要更上一层楼 I need to take it up a fuckin' notch!
#更上一层楼，更上一层楼# # Takin' it up a notch, takin' it up a notch #
看看她的眼睛 Look at her eyes.
你甚至不能看她 You can't even look at her.
她会把你的鸡鸡吸掉！ She's gon' suck yo' dick off!
不，那是什么？ No, what's that?
这就是嗑药，亲爱的 This is the notch, my dear.
哦，不！ Oh, no!
- 吃点心吧！ - 哦，不，这… - Take it up your snosh! - Oh, no, this--!
别这样！ Don't do it!
兄弟，她不想，好吗？ Dude, she doesn't want to, all right?
好！她是个丰满的女人！ Fine! She's a grown-ass fuckin' woman!
我不认为她应该那么做 I don't think she ought to do it.
丰满的女人 Grown-ass woman.
你要做的就是罩着 All you've got to do is cover up
这的这个小男孩，闻一闻 this little guy here and take a sniff.
别取笑她，兄弟！ You don't gotta trick her, man!
你什么意思？我不… What do you mean? I'm not--
我没取笑任何人，兄弟！ I'm not tricking anyone, dude!
对！你他妈的没取笑任何人！ Yeah! You're not fuckin' trickin' anybody!
这有一堆屁股成熟的女人 There's a bunch of grown-ass adults in here!
你知道什么？我们都是大人了 You know what? We are grown-ups.
我们是两个屁股成熟女人 We're two fucking grown-ass women,
爬出酒吧，进了你们车里的成年人 adults who crawled out of a bar and got into your car.
住手，好了，好了 Stop it. All right, all right.
我们干是因为我们想干 We did it 'cause we fuckin' wanted to.
你说了不算，笨蛋 You're not in charge, you dick.
嗨！注意…左撇子！ Hey! Watch with the-- the heavy-handedness!
真刻薄！ Sassy!
关于生孩子我什么都不懂 I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.
来呀，咱们走 Come on, y'all, let's go.
怎么回事？ What the fuck?
我有钥匙，我有钥匙 I got the key. I got the key.
你没插对，兄弟 Jesus Christ. You're doing it wrong, man.
就划一下，快点，快点，快点 Just go. Come on, come on, come on.
闪了，开门，进去 It's blinkin'. Do it. Go in.
哦，那是什么？ Oh, what is that?
那是…，好像你着火了！ It's... Like you're on fire!
随便吧！ Whatever!
怎么了，我的黑鬼？ What's up, my negro?
嗨 Hey.
你先来 After you.
你再喝就要醉了 You've reached the-- the freshness threshold.
除此之外…你真笨！ Get beyond that... You are such a dork!
我要洗个澡，兄弟 I need-- I need to take a shower, dude.
怎么了？ What?
嗨…，你还好吗？ Hey... Are you okay?
好的 Okay.
哦！好，兄弟！ Ohh! Yeah, dude!
我认为他们彼此喜欢 I guess they like each other.
我喜欢你 I like you.
兄弟，怎么了，哥们？ Dude, what's up, man?
我就坐在沙发上呢，兄弟！ I'm just fuckin' sittin' on the couch, dude!
我的意思是…哦，老天 I mean... Oh, my God.
你是什么，是猫还是什么？ What are you, like a fuckin' cat or something?
冷静 Okay. We're cool, we're cool, we're cool.
这很酷 This is cool.
很奇怪 This is weird.
你想走吗？ Do you want to go?
你想走吗？你明白吗？ Do you want to go? Do you understand?
好的，咱们走 Yeah, let's go.
该死的吊袜带真结实 Fuckin' garter belt's gonna be tough.
姑娘晕了的时候就更结实了，兄弟 They're even tougher when the girl's passed out, man.
你不应该…，怎么了？ You shouldn't... What?
她晕了，兄弟，她晕了 She's done, dude, she's done.
别那么做，现在住手 Don't do it. Stop now.
嗨，嗨，嗨，嗨，嗨 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
对，完全晕了，兄弟 Yeah, totally out, man.
好了，没反应 Yeah. Unresponsive right there.
别动她了 Leave it alone.
兄弟，她已经晕了 Dude, she's passed out.
别犯法，兄弟 Statutory, dude.
随便吧！别拍我，混蛋！ Whatever! Don't snap at me, asshole!
醒醒 Hey, come on. Come on, wake up.
很酷 It's cool.
她喝了很多 She's had a lot to drink.
#但现在她睡了# # But now she's asleep #
来呀！ Come on!
兄弟，冷静 Dude, chill out.
闭嘴！ Shut the fuck up!
嗨，很酷，兄弟 Hey, it's cool, man.
笨蛋！ Whack!
冷静！ Hey, chill dude, it's cool!
随便吧 Whatever.
嗨，一切都好吧？ Hey, is everything cool?
一起都好 Yeah, everything's cool. Everything's fucking cool. Yeah, whatever.
- 我们很好 - 上帝呀 - We're cool. - Jesus Christ.
嗨，我们干不干，嗯？ Hey, we doin' this or what, huh?
干什么？我不…嗨，你好吗？ Doing what? I don't-- hey, are you okay?
怎么了？ What?
你好吗？你还好吗？ You okay? You doin' all right?
操，兄弟！ Fuck, man!
你很美丽，我喜欢你的脸 You're beautiful. I like your face.
该死，兄弟，闭嘴 Shit, man, shut the fuck up.
克林特，你在干什么？ Clint, what are you doing?
过这边来 Get over here.
拍这个 Get this shit.
哦，该死！ Oh, shit!
这太疯狂了！ This is crazy!
嗨，嗨，过着来 Hey. Hey, come here.
拍这个，兄弟 Get this shit, dude.
等等，谢恩 Wait, hold on, Shane.
嗨，稍等，看看这个 Hey, hold on, look at this.
谢恩，来呀，兄弟 Shane, come on, man.
操！兄弟！ Fuck! Dude!
不！ No!
来呀！稍等，兄弟们 Come on! Hold on, guys.
稍等 Hold on.
稍等，我…我的出去了 Hold on, I-I've got to get outta here.
哇 Wow.
你应该得到她，哥们 You could have got her, man.
- 什么？该死！ - 对不起，克林特！ - What? Shit! - Sorry, Clint!
- 那个女的咬了我 - 兄弟，怎么了？ - That girl just fuckin' bit me. - Dude, what?
她真的咬了我！ Oh, fuck! She really just fuckin' bit me!
谢恩，她咬了他，兄弟！ - Jesus Christ! - Shane, she fuckin' bit him, man!
混蛋！ No means, no, asshole!
- 不，不，停 - 她没干他 - No, no, just stop. - She's not into him.
不，快停，兄弟，停，兄弟 No, just stop, dude. Just stop, man.
别碰她 Don't touch her.
你他妈有什么毛病？ What's your fuckin' problem?
我不要… I wasn't gonna-- rrraaaaahhhhh!
离我远点！该死！ Get the fuck off of me! Shit!
怎么回事？怎么回事？ What the fuck? What the fuck?
怎么回事？ What the fuck? What the fuck?
怎么回事？那他妈是什么？ What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck is that?
那是什么…？ What the fuck is that--?
帕特里克，闭嘴！ Patrick, shut up!
开门！ Open the door!
发生什么事了？ What the fuck is going on?
发生什么事了？ What the fuck is that? What is going on?
你看到那外边有什么？ What did you see out there?
谢恩死了！我不知道！ Shane is dead! I don't know!
谢恩死了？ Shane's dead? Shane's dead? Shane's fucking dead?
我不知道！ I don't know! I don't know!
你看到什么了？ What did you see? What did you fuckin' see?
你他妈的看到什么了？ What did you fucking see?
- 他死了 - 他死了？ - He's dead. - He's dead?
他死了 He's dead. He's dead.
我们怎么办？ He's-- what do we do?
帕特里克，我们怎么办？ Patrick, what do we do?
帕特里克！ Patrick!
我们怎么办？ What do we do, man? What do we do?
帕特里克 Patrick. Patrick.
你要去哪？ Where are you going?
帕特里克，你要干什么？ Patrick, what are you doing?
哦，该死！那是什么？ Oh, shit! What is it?
那是什么？帕特里克！ What is it? Patrick!
我们怎么办，兄弟？ What do we do, man?
嗨，你要去哪？ Hey, where you going?
丽莎！醒醒！ Lisa! Lisa, wake up!
帕特里克，醒醒！ Patrick, wait! Wake up! Wake up!
丽莎，快醒醒！ Lisa, wake the fuck up! Come on!
帕特里克，你在干什么？ Patrick, what are you doing?
醒醒！ Wake up!
放开我！ Get off me!
放开我！ Get off of me! Get off of me!
我喜欢你 I like you.
不喜欢吗？ No like?
对不起 I'm sorry.
救命！ Help! Help! Help!
请让我进去！ Please let me in!
求你了！让我进去！ Please! Please let me in!
求你了！ Please!
让我进去！ Let me in!
救命！让我出去！ Oh, God! Help me, please! Get me out of here! Please!
兄弟…，找不到 Dude... Couldn't find it.
布拉德 Brad.
怎么了？ What the fuck?
没在拍，我是说…… It's not filming. I mean... yeah...
那红灯是咋回事？ Then what's this fucking red light?
那是个摄像机，但… I mean, it's a camera, but--
看起来我们找到了这家伙的垃圾 Well, looks like we've found all this guy's shit.
对，这得有一吨垃圾 Yeah, there's a ton of shit in here.
好了，你走那边 All right, you go that way.
- 我去这边 - 好的 - I'm gonna go over here. - All right.
找到了！ Found it!
你找到了？ You got it?
对，对 Yeah, yeah.
好吧，让我去那边 All right, let me get over there.
是哪个？ Which one is it?
我不知道，兄弟 I don't know, man.
他说我们会知道的，但我不知道 He said we'd fucking know, but I don't,
那个袋子，咱们 so... uh... Get a bag, and let's just take
把这些狗屎都装车里 all this shit up to the car.
好的，让我…让我找点东西 All right, let me-- let me find something.
我们是要都拿走吗？ We're just gon' take all of it?
对，都拿走 Yeah, take all of it.
操 Fuck.
好，这有个箱子 Okay, this crate.
这箱子就在这 This crate right here.
这个包更好 This bag is better.
好的 Okay.
该死 Shit!
-加里！ -怎么了？ - Gary! Gary! - What?
有个人倒在这 There's a fuckin' man down here!
- 闭上… - 兄弟，我是说真的 - Shut the-- - dude, I'm fuckin' dead serious.
你要我重放一下这个吗？ Do you want me to replay this?
不用，给，拿着这背包 No. Here. Take this fuckin' backpack.
箱子在这 Here's a fuckin' crate.
咱们赶紧走吧 Let's just fuckin' go.
没人倒在这里 There's not a man down here.
人…嗯…我看到过…看 Man... Mmmm...I just saw-- look.
好的，我告诉你他刚刚爬回那了 Right. I'm telling you, he just crawled back there.
嗨，兄弟，那什么也没有 Hey, dude, there's nothing there.
你迷幻了，这就是嗑药的人干的事 You're tripping. That's what trippers do.
我没责怪你，但是有点… I don't blame you. But, like--
我的意思是，你干的不错 I mean, it's a good job at that,
但你没有看到老混蛋什么的 but you didn't see an old fucker or whatever.
咱们抓紧时间，拿上这些狗屎玩意离开 Let's just hurry up and get this shit and go.
我们要开始公路旅行 This is... uh... We're going on a road trip.
山姆和我要去公路旅行 Sam and I are going on a road trip,
我会沿途记录，以作回忆 and I'm gonna be recording our mementos, our memories.
第一段回忆是山姆停车如厕 Um... first memory is Sam already pulling over to go to the bathroom.
故此有排望着这景观 But this is what we're going to be looking at
车来车往 Nothingness.
无别他 Cars.
是什么？ What we got there?
没看到 I don't see it.
看起来边上有弹孔 Looks like there's bullet holes in the side.
我怀疑是否是有人从里边出来自己开枪打的 Wonder if people go out there and shoot their guns at it.
- 它有点像… - 真是严重损毁的车 -It's just, like, a fff... -Really messed-up car.
太疯狂了 That's crazy.
记得拐弯时开慢点 Uh... Don't forget to drive really slow on curves.
好的 Okay.
你在干什么呢？你不想晒伤吧？ What are you doing? You don't want to get a sunburn?
不，我不想晒伤 No, I don't want to get a sunburn,
我忘买防晒霜了 and I forgot to buy sunscreen.
喔 Oh.
它肯定一直都醒着 It must suck to be woken up all the time.
宝贝，你要洗手吗？ Babe, are you gonna wash your hands?
呃！ Ugh!
向我保证咱们吃饭前你要洗手 Promise me before we eat you're gonna wash your hands.
我要用手吃完饭后再洗手 I'll wash my hands after I eat with my hands.
那这肯定是主街道 Sam: So this must be the main drag.
我想不出有这么多… I can't imagine there being much--
- 歌唱烧烤 - 歌唱猪 -singing barbecue. -Singing pig.
山姆选的这房间 So, Sam got this room.
有点脏，只有两张床 It's kind of dirty, and there only two beds.
我猜他没有预定 I guess he didn't reserve
没有足够时间让我们能 with enough time so that we could get
定到一个大床房，这很讨厌 a room with one bed, which is annoying.
但我想这也成 But I guess it's okay,
因为至少他不会抢被子 'cause then at least he won't steal the sheets.
嗯… Um...
但我要看看它到底有多脏 But I'm gonna investigate to see how dirty it is.
嗯… Uh...
好的 Okay.
这是细菌最多的部分 This is the germiest part.
哎呀 Aah. Ew.
好像到处都污点斑斑 There's, like, stains all around.
你认为我会脱牛仔靴吗？ You think I could pull off cowboy boots?
- 嗯 - 不会吗？ - Mnh-mnh. - No?
- 不 - 我也不这么认为 - No. - I don't think so either.
我希望我会 I wish I could.
是有点吸引我，但是… It's sort of appealing to me, but...
那个大钱包怎么样？ How 'bout a big ol' wallet like that?
我喜欢，我想要买 I like that. I would want that.
大皮夹子 Big billfold.
很酷 Yeah, I think that'd be cool.
牛仔帽？我能带牛仔帽吗？ Cowboy hat? Could I wear a cowboy hat?
- 当然可以 - 是吗？ - Yeah. - Yeah?
- 绝对可以 - 你这么想吗？ - Definitely. - Think so?
- 对 - 我应该进去试试吗？ - Yeah. - Should I go in and try one on?
对 Yeah.
我们在哪？ Where are we?
我们在荒野的西部老镇 We're in wild west town. Old town, wild west.
我们在荒野西部交汇点 We're at the wild west junction.
好了吗？ All right?
来吧 Come on in.
信不信由你 Believe it or not,
这个老矿工能看到你的未来 this old miner here can see your future.
给钱吗？我会告诉你一切！ Got some money? I'll tell you all about it!
- 你有钱吗？ - 我没有 - You got some money? - I don't.
要多少钱？ How much does it cost to tell your future?
一美元吧 I think it costs a dollar.
但记得那个大电影吗？ But remember the movie big?
你害怕自己的未来吗？ Are you afraid of your future?
等等，让我看看我是否有一美元 Hold on, let me see if I've got a dollar.
来了，朋友，老爸在此 Hey there, feller. This here's pappy,
这肯定是你的幸运日 and it must be your lucky day
因为我有些至理名言专门给你 'cause I have some words of wisdom just for you.
听着，现在，你听到了吗？ Listen up, now, you hear?
言多必失 A closed mouth gathers no foot!
对，对，没错 Yep, yep. That's right.
沉默是金 It's a whole lot better to say just a little bit
愿你慎言之 than to say too much and wish you hadn't.
你明白我在说什么吗？ You know what I'm sayin'?
现在，你不要见外 Now, don't you be a stranger.
我有很多东西要对你说 I've got lots more to say to you.
哦，来吧 Oh, here we go.
- 好了吗？ - 是的 - Okay, ready? - Yeah.
”事情的转机不日来临 "A new turn of events will soon come about.
- 快乐的再聚… - 嗨，那边，兄弟！ - A happy reunion with..." - Hey, there, pardner!
- 对，我在和你说话！ - 快乐的再聚 - Yep, I'm talkin' to you! - "A happy reunion..."
老爸这有些至理名言给你！ Pappy here's got some wisdom for you!
与爱人的快乐再聚 "A happy reunion with a loved one
会让生活变得如你所想 "will make life all that you ever wanted it
如你所愿 "or dreamed it to be.
你很容易相信别人 "You have a very trusting nature
这很容易被所谓的朋友利用 "and are easily taken in by so- called friends.
不要急于帮助别人 "Do not be so anxious to do favors unto others,
因为有人正等着 "as there is one who is just waiting
利用你的好意 to take advantage of your good nature."
事情的转机不日来临 A new turn of events will soon come about.
与爱人的快乐再聚 Happy reunion with a loved one.
好极了，我要永远收藏着这个 That's great. I'm gonna keep that forever.
- 斯蒂芬妮 - 嗯？ - Stephanie? - Mm-hmm?
别穿上 Don't put that on.
- 为什么不？ - 因为我不想你穿 - Why not? - 'Cause I don't want you to.
我要去睡觉了 I'm about to go to sleep.
吓着我了 That scared me.
别动，把羊毛衫脱掉 Hold on, take your sweatshirt off.
你在录吗？ Are you recording this?
- 对 - 我真的不想 - Yes. - I really don't want to.
不想什么？ Don't want to what?
来吧，就脱…等等 Come on, just take-- hold on.
脱掉你的羊毛衫，我有个很好的主意 Take your sweatshirt off. I have a really good idea.
就一秒，我保证 Just for one second, I promise.
这是个超好的主意 It's a super good idea.
好的 Okay.
哦…！ Ohh...!
- 请别这么干 - 什么？ - Please don't do this. - What?
我是不想你录下来 I just said I didn't want you to record something like this.
你说什么？ What are you asking about?
我说…停！ I'm saying that... Stop!
- 来吧 - 我不想拍这个 - Come on. - I don't want to film this.
和我亲会 Come on. Come on, make out with me for a second.
你把相机拿走我就和你亲会 I will make out with you if you put the camera away.
- 但我不想 - 为什么？ - But I don't want to. - Why?
因为这很好，你看起来很惹火，宝贝 'Cause it's so good. You look so hot, babe.
来吧，你为什么转过去？ Come on. Why are you turning away?
因为我不… 'Cause I don't--
别穿回去 Don't put that back on.
真的吗？ Seriously?
如果你关掉摄像机我就干 I said I would do it if you would just turn the camera off.
好…你穿着汗衫很没意思 Well... That's boring, with your sweatshirt on.
你要脱掉裤子吗？ Will you take your pants off?
不 No.
来吧！给我…给我点东西 Come on! Gimme-- gimme something.
给我点成就感 Give me one victory.
你是如此性感！ Ohh, you're so-- oh, God, you're so sexy!
别！ Stop!
你在干什么呢？你都不是在享受！ What are you doing? You can't even enjoy this!
你还在拿着相机！ You're holding a camera!
- 你声太大了！ - 我声不大 - You're being too loud! - I'm not being too loud.
不，你声大！你吵到邻居们了！ Yes, you are! You disturbed the neighbors!
你吵到邻居们了 No, you disturbed the neighbors.
快，去应一声 Come on, go answer it.
我不去 Well, I'm not going to answer it.
- 你去 - 我不去，我吓死了！ - You go answer it. - I don't want to. I'm scared!
你是…？去开门！ Are you--? Go answer it!
是个女的 It's a girl.
山姆？ Sam?
什么事？ What?
你能出来，告诉我发生了什么事吗？ Will you come out here and tell me what happened?
嗯？ Huh?
你能出来，告诉我发生了什么事吗？ Will you come out here and tell me what happened?
刚刚发生了什么？ What happened just now?
嗯…有人敲我们的门 Um... Well, somebody knocked on our door
我开门，是个女的… and I answered it, and it was a girl--
我不知道 well, I don't know.
她好像岁数不大，但也不…不像女的 She was like, young, but not-- not, like, a girl girl,
有点像读大学的女生 like, a college-age girl.
还有… And...
她问我们是否能捎她一段… She asked if we could give her a ride...
- 明天 - 去哪？ - Tomorrow. - Where?
我不知道，没说那么多 I don't know. It didn't get that far.
这真是有点奇怪 It was, like, really creepy.
很奇怪 That's so weird.
我知道，这真的很奇怪 I know. It is really weird.
我只能认为她一定是挨门 My only guess is that she must be just going door to door
问了每个人，但为什么你不能 and asking everybody, but why wouldn't you,
等到明天人们都进车后 like, wait for people to be getting into their cars tomorrow
再去问人搭车呢？ to ask for a ride?
这真是有点… It's like, really
- 或许事情紧急吧 - 看起来不紧急 - Maybe it's an emergency. - It didn't seem like an emergency.
而且，她好像也不… And also, she's, like, not--
她外表也不吓人 she wasn't physically intimidating,
但我马上感到…不安 but I got instantly... Nervous.
她确实有让人害怕的地方 There's something really scary about her,
尽管我好像不 even though I wasn't, like,
怕她来伤害我 afraid she was gonna hurt me,
但她就是有点奇怪 but she was just, like, weird.
她不见了 She's gone.
什么？ What?
她走了 She's gone.
她不在那了 She's not there anymore.
那太好了，对吧？ That's good, right?
是的，但你认为我们仍旧应该报警吗？ Yeah. Do you think we should still call the police, though?
…不用 ...no.
为什么不？ Why not?
我不知道 I don't know.
我真的不知道怎么说… I wouldn't really know what to say...
- 关于这事 - 哦 - About it. - Oh.
而且，我感到不妥 And also, I just don't feel like it.
你难道没注意到，比如 Haven't you noticed there's, like,
路上搭便车的人比你过去见过的多了吗？ way more hitchhikers here than you've ever seen?
对 Yeah.
而且我还认为这里 And also I think this is, like,
有点像是个毒品泛滥的镇子 a part of the country that has drug problems--
- 比方说冰毒 - 嗯 - like, meth problems. - Mm-hmm.
所以我最好… So I feel like I would rather just let it...
- 别管它 - 好吧 - Go. - Okay.
如果明天早上她仍旧在那 And if she's still there in the morning,
那么或许我们能考虑… then maybe we can think about...
做点什么，但现在… Doing something about it, but right now...
我不想管它 I'm happy to let it drop.
很好 That's fine.
你想过这边和我一起睡吗？ Do you want to sleep over here with me?
不，没事，我很好 Um, no. That's okay. I'm fine.
好吧 All right.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
希望不要下雨 I hope it doesn't rain.
看起来是要下雨吗？ Does it look like it's gonna rain?
是的，看起来真的要下雨 Yeah, it looks like it's really gonna rain.
如你所见，我们已准备了… Radio announcer: As far as you can see, we've covered--
帐篷、卡车和拖车，所有你能想到的东西 tents, trucks, trailers, whatever you can think of,
来庆祝我们第五届年度雨中舞蹈会 for our fifth annual rain dance festival.
迷你赌场，算命师 Mini casinos, fortune tellers,
直升机游览，游戏、游戏…！ helicopter rides, games, games...!
你从我的钱包拿钱了吗？ Did you take money out of my wallet?
没有 No.
不对，你拿了 Yeah, you did.
不，我没拿 No, I didn't.
你肯定拿了，因为我这原来有一百美元… Well, you must have because I had $100 in here...
- 我什么时候拿的？ - 现在我这一分都没了 - When would I do that? - And now I have zero dollars in here.
我没有，或许是你实际上没那钱 Well, I didn't, so maybe you didn't actually have that money.
你要买什么？ What'd you buy?
我没买任何东西！ I didn't buy anything!
我自己有钱，我不需要拿你的钱 I have my own money. I don't need to take your money.
你认真的吗？ Are you serious?
- 你…？ - 你认为我干什么了？ - Did you...? What do you think I did?
我不知道…，我一直和你在一起… Well, I don't know... I've been with you...
- …因为钱不在这了！ - …这一直以来 - ...because the money's not here! - ...this whole time!
我一直都和你在一起 I've been with you this whole time.
我不知道现在你可能在想什么？ I have no idea what you could possibly be imagining right now.
那也不是第一次… Well, it wouldn't be the first time...
好自为之吧 You decided to treat yourself.
你能过去？ How far can you go?
能吧，但我太害怕了 I could probably go farther, but I'm too scared.
拿着，我去探探 Here, I'm gonna go a little further.
好的 Okay.
你还活着吗？ Are you alive?
你掉下去了吗？ Did you fall?
就是有个女士… It's just a lady...
在那边打手机 Out there having a conversation on a cellphone,
但太安静了，我听不到她说什么 but it's so quiet that I can hear her
尽管她只有大约五十码远 even though she's about 50 yards away.
哦，奇怪！ Oh, weird!
我认为我上不来了 I don't think I can get back up.
- 你需要帮忙吗？ - 或许 - Do you need help? - Maybe.
真找不到什么东西抓着… Can't quite find anything to grab on...
干得好 Nice work.
好了，宝贝，我在想… All right, so, babe, I'm thinking...
我们可以走四十号公路驾车回家 That we could drive home on 40
在哈瓦苏湖过夜 and spend the night in lake Havasu,
然后中途休息一下，别那么高强度… and sort of break the trip up so it's not so brutal...
或者… Or...
我的新想法是我们可以稍微绕点路 My new idea is we could go a little bit out of the way
去拉斯维加斯过夜 and spend the night in Vegas
基本上，仍旧是行程分段了 and still break the trip up, for the most part,
但也又有了多一天的快乐 but also have, like, one more day of... Fun.
我真的很想玩骰子了 I just really badly wanna play craps.
- 好吗？ - 好 - Yeah? - Yeah.
上次玩骰子，玩得很高兴 I had so much fun playing craps last time,
从那以后再没玩过 and I haven't done it since.
那真是个有趣的游戏 It's, like, the really fun game.
真正的群体游戏 Real group participation game.
随便你想做啥 Well, whatever you want to do.
你…你都得选一个 You-- you get to pick.
好吧，那绝对是我想做的 All right. That is definitely what I want to do.
我正感觉走运 I'm feeling lucky.
我能关了灯吗？ Can I turn off the light?
你清除掉了吗？ Did you erase it?
那是什么玩意？ What the fuck was that?
这带子到底有什么特殊的？ What's so special about this tape, anyway?
我不知道 I don't know.
或许是某个议员的录像 Maybe it's a tape of a senator
操他女儿之类的事 fucking his daughter or something,
我们可以用这个进行敲诈 and we're gonna use it for blackmail.
我不知道，只要他们付钱给我们 I don't know, as long as they pay us,
但我告诉你，我们打算把这带子 but I'll tell you this, we're gonna make tapes--
- 多弄几个拷贝 - 弄更多钱 - copies of the tapes. - More money.
你能不把那东西离我脸这么近吗？ Can you not put that so close to my face?
很烦人 It's so annoying.
等等…你每年都来这个湖吗？ Wait a minute-- you go to this lake every year?
- 对 - 自己一个人？ - Yep. - By yourself?
嗯…对 Wendy: Um... yeah.
但今年，有你们一起来，会很有意思的 But this year, I have you guys, so it's gonna be fun.
你在这干什么 Samantha: What do you do, just, like,
在树林中走走，手渎吗？ walk around the woods and play with yourself?
那我能和沙曼莎玩吗？ If-- if that's what you do, can I play with Samantha?
滚蛋！ Get it out--!
兄弟们，咱们吓吓这家伙吧 Guys, let's scare this guy.
- 在哪？ - 那家伙在这 - Where? - This guy over here.
准备好了吗？ Are you ready?
等等，他在干什么呢？ Wait, wait, wait, what is he doing?
该死！ Shit!
哦，该死！ Oh, shit!
你们差点杀了那家伙！ You almost fuckin' killed that guy!
但他还挺可爱的 Samantha: He was kind of cute, though.
- 什么？ - 他是有点 - What? - He was.
你真是什么都想干呀 You are-- you seriously want to fuck anything
只要两腿之间有根棍子就成 that has two legs with a third tripod in between.
我绝不会和你干，绝不 I would never fuck you and I would never fuck you.
- 哦 - 别这么说 - Oh. - Take it back. Take it back.
- 有可能那天我和你干 - 对了，你们都和什么样的人干？ - I might fuck you one day. - Yeah, what kind of guys are you into?
我干自己，你也是吧，斯巴德？ I'd fuck me. Would you, Spider?
- 干你？ - 对 - Fuck you? - Yeah.
或许吧 Eh, probably.
我不明白，你每年都来这个湖 I don't understand. You go to this lake every year.
这都快成惯例了，还是有什么事吗？ It's just, like a tradition-type thing, or what's the deal?
没，就是好玩，很少人去那里 No, it's just fun, and not many people go up there,
这样我们就会有自己的地方了 so we'll have the place to ourselves.
等等，我去开门 Wait, I'll get the door.
不错，对吧？ It's good, right?
我想看着你吃 I want to see you get it.
我能来点吗？ Can I have a piece?
我正好有点给你！ Spider: I just got a piece for you!
因为当你告诉我这个旅行的时候 Because when you told me about this trip,
你说只有我们这些姑娘 you said it was just gonna be us girls,
- 但现在我们… - 等等 -but now we're... - Wait a minute.
稍等一下 Wait a minute.
我需要录下这个，好吗？ I need to document this, okay?
你告诉过我，温迪 You told me, Wendy-- Wendy, my sweet--
就你和我 that this was just gonna be you and me,
现在你竟告诉她这是 and now you've told her that it's gonna be
只有女孩参加的旅行 all girls trip.
有人在一起我很高兴，不会孤独了 Spider: I'm just glad I'm with some people and not alone.
我不想听到一句你胡说八道的话 I don't want to hear a word about you jerking off.
我不想扯太多，但… Spider: I don't jerk off that much, but...
- 没那么多？ - 得了！ - Not that much? - Come on!
就这吗？ Is this it?
我不知道，是这吗？ Joey: I don't know. Is this it?
好的，对，这是… Oh, okay, yeah. This is--
哦，死路，咱们左转！ Ooh, dead end! Let's take the left!
真的吗，温迪？ Really, Wendy?
去，兄弟 ...to go, so fucking go, man.
我不抓那东西 I can't catch that thing.
去抓呀 Just get it.
你带着猎刀了，是吧？ You have your bowie knife, right?
抓住它，抓住它！ Oh! Get him, get him, get him, get him!
你抓住它了吗？ Do you got him?
- 那是什么？ - 梭鱼 - What is that? - It's a barracuda.
- 什么？ - 梭鱼 - A what? - A barracuda.
- 是条鱼，笨蛋！ - 是条鱼…， 飞吧 - That's a fish, you idiot! - It's a barracuda... Fly.
真的吗？ Oh, seriously?
我不知道 - I don't know.
你想看我吃它吗？ You wanna see me eat it?
耶！ Yeah!
你不是真的要吃它吧，是吧？ You're not really gonna eat it, are you?
我来这是要干她的 Joey: ...I mean, I was here to fuckin' boink her.
是吗？ Yeah?
你在干…？等等，我有个问题 What are you--? Wait. I have a question.
你在这干什么？ What are you doing here?
嗯？ Huh?
看到那个了吗，金发女神上那边去了吗？ See that, uh, blonde goddess up there?
- 没，哪里？ - 我来这就是干这个的 - No, where? - That's what I'm here for.
我哪都没看到什么金发女神 I don't see much of a blonde goddess anywhere.
金发烂人，婊子，用你的话说 Or, uh... Blonde crack whore, according to you.
- 嗨，把相机给我 - 她是个烂婊子 - Hey, give me the camera. - She is a crack whore.
你拿不到相机的，兄弟 You're not gettin' the camera, bro.
- 就给我一会 - 为什么？ - Just gimme it for one second. - Why?
- 因为我想干点事 - 不，滚蛋吧 - 'Cause I wanna do something. - No. Go fuck yourself.
薇姬？ Wedgie?
- 乔伊…乔伊… - 是你吗，薇姬？ Joey... Joey... Did she wedgie you?
不是 No.
有点像鸡鸡的东西在你头上 That's more like it, dick-wise, right above your head.
看，停…停！ Look. Stop-stop!
正从你的脑袋里出来呢 It's coming right out of your head.
有你鸡巴那么大 It's about the size of your dick,
正在移动！ and it's moving!
我们在散步 ...We're walking around
在森林中 the middle of the fucking woods.
我们要去哪里？ Where the fuck are we going?
你能录一下这个吗？ Can you get a shot of this?
可以，当然，什么东西？ Yeah, sure. Of what?
墙上是什么？ What, of the wall?
对，就听我的，好吗？ Yeah. Just humor me, okay?
它差点绊倒我 It's tripping me out.
上次我来这，我朋友摔倒在那 The last time I was here, my friend fell over it.
- 好的，嗨，沃尔 - 嗨，乔伊 All right. Well... - Hi, wall. - "Hi, Joey."
- 好吗？ - 你回来就好 - Good? - You're so-- soon as you get back up.
你拿着草干什么？ Samantha: Why are you carrying around grass?
不是我干的！是温迪干的！ I didn't do it! Wendy did it!
嗯，我…你应该砍死她！ Well, I-- you shoulda ninjaed that shit!
- 哦，妈的！ - 我弄坏了吗，还好吗？ - Oh, fuck me! - Did I break it? Is it okay?
- 真恶心！ - 嗨，沙曼莎！嘿，看！ - Yo, that is gnarly! - Hey, Samantha! Hey, look!
嗨，你喜欢这个吗？别紧张！ Hey, you like this? Ohh, easy!
那让我想起了你妈妈！ Samantha: That reminds me of your mom!
哦，有意思，真有意思！ Oh, that's funny. That's really funny.
你们这些家伙真恶心 You guys are fucking disgusting.
真的，很恶心！别再捅它了！ Seriously, that's gross! Stop poking it!
那不会伤着你的 Oh, my God, it's not gonna hurt you.
- 哦，看看！ - 养料很足呀 - Oh, look! - Yo, that's filled with nutrients.
舔舔它，吃一口！ Just suck on it. Bite into it!
你在那边干什么，疯姑娘？ What are you doing over there, crazy girl?
相机怎么了？ What's with this camera?
看看那个！看，这个！ Whoa, whoa, look at that! Look, this!
看看这个 - Look at this. - Oh, wow.
- 难道不可怕吗？ - 吸食这玩意，我们能迷幻一整天 - Isn't that awesome? - Yo, we could trip all day on that.
没错 Yeah.
你喜欢？ - Samantha: Oh, yeah. - You like that? Yeah?
做梦吧 Dream on.
乔伊，你们都会死在这里 Joey... You're all gonna fuckin' die up here.
什么？
- 告诉我你看到了 - 好极了！ - Tell me you got that. - Nice!
跳了有约二十英尺 That one skipped, like, 20 feet.
很好，兄弟！ Nice, dude!
我才不进那个湖 I'm not getting in that fucking lake.
- 把那个给我 - 你要这个吗？ - Yo, give me that. - You get this?
怎么了，兄弟们？ What's up, guys?
怎么了？ What up?
你们这些家伙在干什么？ Spider: What are you guys doin'?
就唧唧歪歪 Just fuckin' chillin'.
嗨，宝贝 Here, babe.
你们在吸毒吗？ Are you guys doing drugs?
什么？ What?
他管它叫毒品！ He fuckin' calls it drugs!
等等，我得拿这个 Wait, I gotta get this.
斯巴德，现在你脸上的表情… No, oh, my God, Spider, the look on your face right now...
你们是在吸毒吗？说真的 Are you guys doing drugs right now? Seriously.
- 没有，真的 - 斯巴德，我能告诉你点事吗？ - No, seriously. - Spider, can I tell you something?
- 好的 - 你是个笨蛋 - Okay. - You're a fucking dweeb.
随便吧，我不吸毒 Whatever. I don't-- I don't do drugs.
那怎么了？那是什么声音？ How 'bout that? How's that sound?
哪不对了？为什么你看起来这么害怕？ Spider, what's wrong? Why do you look so scared?
我害怕有恐惧 I'm... scared of getting the fear.
- 什么？ - 什么？ - What? - What?
恐惧，你从来没听过吗？ The fear. You never heard of that?
别笑，我认真的，恐惧 Don't laugh, don't laugh! I'm serious. The fear.
当你们大量吸毒的时候 You know, when you do too many drugs
你们就会变得变态，疯狂吗？ and then you get, like, all freaked out and crazy?
斯巴德，没有恐惧这类事 Spider, there's no fucking such thing as the fear.
就来一口，兄弟 Just take a hit, bro.
来他妈的一口，放松一下！ Samantha: Take a fucking hit and chill out!
- 你不录的话我就来一口 - 保证不录 - I'll take a hit if you don't film it. - Promise.
- 好的 - 童子军的荣誉 - Joey: Okay. - Spider: Yeah? - Wendy: Scout's honor.
- 啊哈 - 不，不，不 - Ahh. - No, no, no.
你得让它经过 You've got to, like, breathe it in--
- 经过我的鼻子？ - 经过你的鼻子 - through my nose? - Breathe through your nose.
那很大，姑娘们！ Joey: That was huge, girls!
- 哦，兄弟！ - 哦，天哪！ - Oh, man! Oh, my God!
烂货要死了！ Fucker's gonna die!
妈的，真受不了 Fuck this. Can't take that.
- 小心，兄弟！ - 对不起 - Careful, bro! - I'm sorry!
哦，天哪，我嗓子着火了 Oh, my God, my throat's on fire.
温迪，你刚才说什么 Wendy, what the fuck were you saying before
我们都要被杀了吗？ about us all gettin' killed?
- 什么？ - 她什么时候那么说过？ - Wait, what? - When did she say that?
我们在蘑菇树那的时候 We were over by the mushroom tree.
我们站在那树边上时 When we were standing over by the tree,
她好像说“你们都得死！” she was like, "you're all gonna fuckin' die!"
你什么意思，在这吗？ What do you mean, like, here? Like, here-here?
这里？ Here?
- 你们听到过这个吗？ - 没有 - Did you guys not hear about this? - ...No.
为什么我要来这个湖 Why the fuck would I come to this lake
要是我听过这发生过谋杀？ if I heard about some damn murders out here?
对，那很不好 Yeah. It was pretty bad.
- 等等 - 你是说真的吗？ - Wait. - Are you being serious?
你和我们在一起！离开这！ Joey: You're fuckin' with us! Get outta here!
不，我是非常认真的 No, I'm being dead serious.
那好，发生了什么事？ Well, what happened?
嗯… Um...
最奇怪的事是 You know, the weird thing is
我记不起他长什么样 that I don't remember what he looked like.
你什么意思，你记不起？ What do you mean, you don't remember?
谁看起来像什么？ What who looked like?
你们在说什么？ What are you talking about?
- 什么？ - 我告诉过你们了！ - What? - Fuck you! Fuck you! I told you guys!
- 怎么了？！ - 恐惧！你明白的！ - What the fuck?! - The fear! You see!
她让我害怕了！ Samantha: She gave me the fuckin' fear!
- 我要去游泳 - 真的吗？ - I'm going swimming. - Seriously?
- 对，真的 - 去吧！ - Yep, seriously. - Go for it!
你要脱光衣服给我看吗，乔伊？ Wendy: Will you strip down for me, Joey?
- 我不在乎 - 哦，是吗？ - I don't care. - Oh, yeah?
你确定你想看那个吗？ Samantha: Are you sure you wanna see that?
就像我早先说过的，两英吋长的鸡鸡 Like I said earlier, 2-inch cock.
或许一会就变两英吋了！ Probably gonna be two inches in a minute!
水真他妈的冷，兄弟！ Oh, it's fuckin' cold, man!
哦，天哪！你…！真是疯狂！ Oh, my God! You--! That was crazy!
真美极了 That was fuckin' beautiful.
我一会加入你，也可能不加入，等着瞧 Wendy: I'll join you in a minute. Or not. We'll see.
哇！ Ohh!
你是真…？ Are you se--?
怎了了？他…？ What the hell? Is he--?
我是开玩笑 - I'm fuckin' with you! - Fuck you!
刚才吓坏我了，我得如厕 Dude, I've got to take a shit. You just scared the shit outta me.
要我和你一起吗？ Can I come with you?
斯巴德，你是带着相机的吧？ Samantha: Spider, did you bring the fucking camera?
没有 No.
那么，温迪是怎么回事？ So, what was the deal with Wendy...
- 什么狗屎杀人犯？ - 我不知道 - And all that killer shit? - I don't know.
那个破故事吓死我了 That fucking story was creeping me out.
- 她很奇怪 - 我知道，对吧？那就是我要说的 - She is weird. - I know, right? That's what I'm talking about.
恐惧，就在那 The fear, right there.
你在那后边干什么呢？真臭死了 What are you doing behind there? It really stinks.
斯巴德，你想看点恶心的东西吗？ Spider, you wanna see something sickening?
- 当然！ - 真的恶心 - Sure! - It's fucking disgusting.
那是我的新学的，斯巴德，专为你准备的 This is my new tryout, Spider, just for you.
还没人见过这，这玩意热火 No one has seen this yet. This shit is red hot.
准备好惊讶吧 Prepare for awesome.
看看你的眼睛！ Oh, my God, your eye! Look at your fucking eye!
？ What the fuck?
怎么了？ Oh, hey, what's up?
真冷呀 Oh, God, it's gettin' fuckin' cold.
其他人在哪呢？ Where are the other guys at?
他们走了，想干吗？ They left. Wanna fuck?
- 他们走了？ - 你听到我说的话吗？ - They left? - Did you hear what I said?
这么说，他们把东西丢下了？ Uh... so they just left their stuff?
乔伊，请别告诉我你还是个处男 Joey, please do not tell me you're a virgin.
什么？ What?
来吧，我认为我们应该回到湖里去 Come on, I think we should get back into the lake,
干个天翻地覆 fuck each other's brains out,
我们甚至可以录下来留存 and we could even film it for prosperity.
把那玩意关掉 Wow. Uh... Turn that shit off.
你难道不想干我吗？ Don't you wanna fuck me?
这之前你是说真的吧，是吗？ You were serious earlier, weren't you?
关于谋杀犯的事？ About the murders?
现在我记起来看过这事 I remember reading about it now.
好像是，四个孩子被杀，那个家伙 It was, like, four kids were killed, and the guy--
他们说那个家伙好像是个疯子 they said the guy was, like, insane.
他岂止疯狂 He was beyond insane.
他是魔鬼 He was evil.
他们的血染红了这湖的水 This lake ran red with their blood,
- 我回来… - 为了释怀，我明白 - and I came back... - To move on. I get it.
这就是某种 It's some kind of, like,
创伤后期治疗之类 post-traumatic stress therapy or something.
不，这不是治疗 No, it's not therapy.
我带你们来，是因为我需要诱饵 I brought you back because I needed bait.
诱饵？ Bait?
他们从未抓住过他，乔伊 They never caught him, Joey.
他们从不相信我，他怎么能无处不在 They never believed me, how-- how he was everywhere.
他怎么能同时出现在两个地方 How he could be at two places at once.
后边那堵墙…，我朋友在上面磕碎了脑壳 That wall back there-- my friend smashed her head open on it.
太疯狂了，我认为你需要帮助 Wendy, this is crazy, okay? I think you need help.
或许我们需要找着其他人，离开这里 Maybe we should just get the others and get the fuck outta here.
他们死了，乔伊，他来了
- 这次，我为你准备好了 - 把那玩意从这拿开 And this time, I'm ready for you. Get that shit outta here.
我认为你需要帮助 I think you need help.
把它给我 Give it to me. Shit.
为什么我不能拍你？ Why can't I film you?
你来了 You came.
那不算什么 That's nothing.
如果你在看这个… If you're watching this...
别来这！ Don't come here!
乔伊？ Joey?
你在等什么？ What are you waiting for?
我和你一对一，混蛋 Wendy: I beat you, one on one, asshole.
那些家伙到底去哪了？ Where the fuck did those guys go?
他们去哪了？ Where the fuck did they go?
给你，我找到了个手电筒 Here you go. I've got a flashlight.
或许在其他的楼下 Probably fuckin' each other downstairs.
兄弟，我们就在楼下 Dude, we were just downstairs.
他们不在楼下 They're not downstairs.
你认为他们在哪？ Where do you think they're at?
我不知道，我去找找他们 I don't know. I'll go look for 'em.
你检查这些带子，好吗？ You look through these fuckin' tapes, okay?
不 No, no, no. Just-- look--
你要把我留在这，和这破尸体呆一起？ just like that, you're gonna leave me in here with this dead fucker?
要是你的阴道又疼了，那不好意思，小妹 Sorry if your vagina hurts there, sister,
但得有人去干这事 but someone's gotta do it.
让开 Just get outta the way. Just... fuck it.
工作怎么样？ How was-- how was work?
很好 It was fine.
其他姑娘有个打电话说病了 One of the other girls, uh, called in sick,
所以整宿就我一个在接电话 so I was the only one answering phones all night.
而且，我的胳膊真的让我不舒服 Also, my-- my arm's been really bothering me.
好像我把它弄青了 It's like I bruised it or something,
但我不记得怎么回事了 but I don't remember how.
我认为你能看见 I think you can see.
那有个肿块，你能看到吗？ There's a bump there. Can you see?
嗯… Well...
我知道我说过我不想这样 I know I said I didn't want this,
但当你成为医生时，你能支持我 but when you're a doctor, could you just support me,
我就想…呆在家吗？ and I'll just... Stay at home?
我猜是的，如果你想那样的话 I guess, yeah, if you want that.
那很容易 That was easy.
你想让我把事情弄得对你有难度吗？ I mean, do you want me to make it difficult for you?
我也不知道，艾米丽 Like, um... I don't know, Emily.
我猜你得在此让我深信不疑 I guess you'll have to convince me here.
真的吗？ Really?
或许得有点说服力，或者… I mean... maybe a little convincing, or...
现在怎么样？ Well, how 'bout now?
再稍微多点？ Maybe a little more?
现在怎么样？ How 'bout now?
现在我要带你看看我的公寓 Well, now I can show you my apartment.
好的，我很快就会见到它了 Yay. I mean... I'm gonna see it soon enough.
秋天假期可没那么快来 Well, fall break's not soon enough.
嗯…我知道 Um... I know.
好了，这是… All right, so this...
就这… Like, right here...
这就是我听到脚步声的地方 Uh, this is where I heard the footsteps.
回到那边？ Um, back there?
对，没错 Yeah. Right.
是从楼上来的吗？ I mean, could it have been coming from upstairs?
我知道我邻居老是穿着高跟鞋 I know-- I mean, my neighbor always wears heels,
所以我知道那是什么声 so I know what that sounds like.
很奇怪，事情发生时 It was weird. It was like, while it was happening,
看起来不像真实的，但我是清醒的 it didn't seem like it was real, but I was awake.
你没去检查吗？ And you didn't check?
开什么玩笑？没门 Are you kidding me? No way.
我无法相信我会是 I can't believe I was even, like,
睡着的 able to fall back asleep.
听起来你好像是睡着了 I mean, it sounds like you were asleep.
下次发生这种情况时 Okay, well, next time it happens,
我会打电话给你，你能看着我 I'll call you and you can watch me,
或许我能有胆去开门 and maybe I'll be brave enough to open the door.
好的 'Kay.
好的 Okay.
艾米丽？ Emily?
发生什么事了？ What's? What's going on?
门口有动静，你听 There's something at my door. Listen.
你听到了吗？ Did you hear that?
那是什么？ What was that?
嘘 Shh.
你看到了吗？ Did you see that?
艾米丽，你在干什么？ Emily, what are you doing?
趁你在这，我要把门打开 I'm going to open the door with you here.
那很傻，为什么？ That's stupid. Why?
不，不，这就和从前一样 No, no, this is just like before.
嗨 Hey.
看到了吗？我告诉过你我的公寓里闹鬼 See? I told you. My apartment's haunted.
那不是闹鬼，我肯定有合理的解释 It's not haunted. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.
不，不，这感觉真的很熟悉 No, no, this feels really familiar.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
嗯，记得第一次 Well, remember the first time
你转出基地吗？ that you got-- you got transferred off the base
那时你父亲被调到雷纳德·伍德堡基地 when your father got transferred to fort Leonard wood?
- 我好像是十二岁？ - 对 - I was, like, 12? - Yeah.
那时候情况很糟糕 Well, that was when things got really bad for me,
我发生了很大的事故 and I had-- you know, I had my big accident
不得不手术，那是第一次 and I had to have surgery, and it was the first time
打小以来，我们分开 we were apart since I was really little.
现在是自高中后… - Mm-hmm. - I mean, now is the first time...
我们第一次分开 We've been apart since high school, and I just-- I just--
艾米丽！ Emily!
那么，你认为你看到了… So, you think you saw...
你确定你看到了一个小孩子吗？ Are you sure you saw, like, a little kid?
我看到了些东西 I mean, I-I think I saw something,
可能是其他，艾米丽 but it could have been anything, Emily.
可能是… Like, you know, maybe it was, like...
- 一阵风之类 - 一阵风 - A breeze or something like that. - Breeze.
兄弟，你从来没录下来过我们的对话！ Man, of all the times for you not to be recording our chat!
我下次一定录 I'll record it next time.
我需要查查是否有小孩死在这 I need to find out if a little kid died here.
我要去问问房东 I'm gonna ask my landlord.
我不知道你是否应该那么做 Um... I-I don't know if you should do that.
他不会告诉我们 I-I don't-- I can't imagine he'd be thrilled to have that conversation.
嗯，我认为他必须告诉我 Yeah, well, I think he has to tell me.
依照法律 I think it's the law or something.
法律？ The law?
为什么你要那样折腾你的胳膊？ Why are you messing with your arm like that?
有什么不对吗？ What's wrong?
它没…它没在好转 It's not... It's not getting better.
这个就像… It's like this...
就像在我皮肤下有个肿块什么的 Like, a lump under my skin or something.
你不该那么做，那对你不好 You shouldn't do that. It's not good for you.
别碰它 Just stop touching it, and when I come and see you,
- 我会检查它的，好吗？ - 好的 - I'll check that, okay? - Okay. - Okay.
你说得对 You're right.
嗨，艾米丽，怎么了？ Hey, Emily, what's going on?
我又听到那噪音了 I'm hearing the noise again.
我要去查查看 I'm gonna go check it out.
好的，嗯…你有武器吗？ Okay. Um... Do you have a weapon?
没有，需要吗？ No, should I?
需要，我认为最好有武器 Yeah, I think that would be a good idea.
好的，好的，等着 Okay, okay, hold on.
好的 Okay.
小心点 Be careful.
对 Yeah.
等…等，看…往客厅看 W-w-wait. Look-- look towards your living room.
嗯，我没…有个灯… Well, I don't-- there's a lamp...
好的，你有手电筒吗？ Okay, well, do you have a flashlight?
没有，哦，我有…我用这个 No. Oh, I have-- 'll use this.
你在吗？ You here?
詹姆士，你在吗？ James, are you there?
在 Yeah.
我什么也没看见，没有 I didn't see anything. No.
看到什么了吗？ - See anything? - Mnh-mnh.
啊！艾米丽！ Aah! Emily! Emily!
关上门 Close your door.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
我应该告诉他，我本应该告诉… I should talk to him. I should have talked...
你还好吗？ Are you all right?
嗨，你录下来了吗？ Hey, were you recording that?
没，你说什么？我刚才没空想别的 No. What do you mean? I just got caught up in the moment.
詹姆士！ James!
下次我在半夜打电话给你 Next time I call you in the middle of the night,
请按下录像按钮 please press record!
好，好了，我保证 Okay. All right. I promise.
今晚你能和我一起不睡吗？ Will you stay up with me tonight?
可以，当然可以 Yeah. Yeah, of course.
谢谢你 Thank you.
今天我和房东谈过了 So, I talked to my landlord today.
他说从来没人死在我的公寓里 He said no one's ever died in my apartment, ever.
他不会承认 That's not exactly something he'd want to advertise, right?
但他说从没有小孩在这住过 Yeah, but he said, like, no kids ever lived here.
这一直是学生在住 It's always been student housing.
那是什么？你在干什么？ What's that? What are you doing?
哦，今天我觉着肿块在胳膊里移动了 Oh, well, I felt that lump move in my arm today.
别那么干！ Emily, what the fuck is that? Don't do that!
觉着它可能是蜘蛛咬的 Thought it might be a spider bite.
你听过…？ You know, how you hear about--?
那是迷信，不是真的 That's an urban legend. That's not real.
就在那下边，我要给你看看 It's right under there. Look, look, I'll show you.
住手！ Stop! Stop that! Don't do that, okay?
那对你不好，这就像七年前 That's not good for you. This is like your leg,
你的腿一样，你腿上还有疤 like seven years ago. You still have a scar from that.
艾米丽，你他妈的要干什么？ Emily, what the fuck are you doing?
嗯，我认为如果我只是… Well, I think if I just...
不，不不，放下它 No, no, no, no, no. Put that away.
真的，艾米丽，看着我 Seriously, Emily, look at me.
艾米丽！艾米丽，看着我，好吗？ Emily! Emily, look at me, okay?
你放下它，好吗？ You need to put that away, all right?
往你胳膊里挖，没任何好处 Digging around in your arm is not gonna do any more good.
你必须在那上面涂些酒精 You just need to put some alcohol on that
或者碘酒这类的东西 or iodine or something like that
用绷带绑好 and-- and-- and put a bandage on it
因为否则它会感染，好吗？ 'cause otherwise it's just gonna get infected, okay?
一星期内我就到了，我会检查它的 You know, I'll be there in a week and I'll look at it,
但现在，别动它 but for right now, just leave it alone.
你的行为太疯狂了，好吗？ You're acting really crazy, all right?
好的，好的 Okay, okay.
好的，我是说… Okay. I mean...
你能去浴室，把那清理干净吗？ Can you go to the bathroom and clean that off?
好，好，我马上回来 Yeah, yeah. I'll be right back.
- 艾米丽？你在吗？ - 在，在，在 - Emily? Are you there? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
我得…我有些活要干，怎么了？ I gotta-- I gotta do some work, so what's going on?
我知道，就一分钟就成 I know. This'll only take a minute.
- 怎么了？ - 他就在我屋子外边 - What's up? - He's outside my room.
我能听到小男孩的脚步声 I can hear the little boy's footsteps.
那真可怕，艾米丽，你在说什么？ That's really scary, Emily, what are you talking about?
嗯，我需要和他谈谈，我需要你的帮助 Well, I just-- I need to talk to him, and I need your help.
- 嗯…我尽力而为 - 好 - Um... I mean, I'll help in any way that I can. - Okay. Great, great.
那，我要闭上眼睛，别让他吓着我 So, I'm gonna close my eyes so he doesn't scare me.
- 什么？ - 我要闭上眼睛，以便我不会吓疯掉 - What? - I'm gonna close my eyes so I don't freak out...
然后跑回这，好吗？ And run back in here, okay?
然后你只需告诉我他是否在那就成了 So you're just gonna tell me if he's there
如果他正关注我，那么我将与他谈谈 and if he's paying attention to me, and then I'll talk to him.
我要弄明白他想要什么… I'll find out what he wants--
是否他想要我找到他的身体 if he wants me to find his body, or... whatever.
我不想看到他 I just. Uh... I don't want to look at him.
他是鬼魂，他让我害怕 He's a ghost. He freaks me out.
你能做到吗？ Okay, can you do that?
只要我一打开门 So, as soon as-- as soon as I open the bedroom door,
我就会闭上眼，然后你告诉我那有什么，好吗？ I'm gonna close my eyes, and then you'll tell me what's there, okay?
好的 All right.
- 好，你准备好了吗？ - 好了 - Okay, are you ready? - Yeah, yeah.
好的，我要闭眼了 All right, I'm closing my eyes.
那有什么？ What's there?
嗯…我什么也没看到 Uh... I-I don't see anything.
就是你的过道而已 It's just your hallway.
好的 'Kay.
- 这有东西吗？ - 嗯，没有，没有，只是… - Anything in here? - Um... no. No, it's...
进你的客厅去 Go in your living room.
好的，我没在看 Okay, I'm not looking.
听着，我什么也没看到，好吗？ Listen, I don't see anything, okay?
对，你应该回到你房间去 Yeah, you should go back to your room.
看到他了吗？ See him?
没，我什么也没看到 o, I don't see anything.
或许…，今晚他闹够了 Maybe... he's done for the night.
我很失望 I'm almost disappointed.
- 你在干什么？ - 什么？ - What are you doing? - What?
- 艾米丽！ - 什么？ - Emily! - What?
闭上眼 Close your eyes.
哦，好的 Oh, okay.
他在这吗？ Is he here?
回你左边 Back to your left.
- 好的 - 艾米丽！ - Okay. - Emily!
艾米丽，艾米丽 Emily. Emily.
你是在告诉我这东西是人体吗？ You're telling me part of this thing is human?
嗯，你还要对她这样做多少次？ Well, how many more times are you gonna have to do this to her?
我不知道她是否能受得了 I don't know if she can survive that.
你告诉我，她认为我在密歇根 I mean, you're telling me. She thinks I'm in Michigan.
那很远，好吗？ That's far away, okay?
在她胳膊里有跟踪设备 And that tracking device in her arm,
有时效日期吗？ does that have an expiration date?
好好处理 Good, well, take care of it.
我们必须得再把这弄得像起事故 We're gonna have to make this look like an accident again.
很好 It's fine.
我们有人能处理这事 We have people that can take care of it.
我就需要打断些骨头 I'm just gonna have to break some bones.
嗨，怎么了？ Hey, how's it going?
设法回来，好吗？ Made it back okay?
司机那边没问题 Yeah, yeah. The drive was fine.
你还好吗？ Are you all right?
还好 Uh, yeah.
那你的教授没生你气吗？ So, your professors aren't mad at you?
没，嗯…我还没和我导师说 No. Um... I haven't spoken to my advisor yet,
但我会和他解释的 but, uh, I'll explain it to him.
没事的 It'll be fine.
你…你怎么样？ How are... How are you?
还成，嗯… Okay. Um...
今天我去看了阿伯丁大夫 I went to see Dr. aberdeen today, like I told you.
对，她是我同事 Yeah, she came very highly recommended
高度推荐的，那事情还好吗？ from my colleagues, so... did things go well?
她看起来真专业 She seems really professional.
她诊断我为分裂情感性障碍 She... she diagnosed me as schizoaffective.
一种精神分裂 It's a mild form of schizophrenia
和双相障碍的混合形式 and bipolar disorder.
好的 Okay.
这就很能解释… I mean, it explains a lot--
为什么我能看见鬼魂 you know, why I thought I'd seen ghosts,
为什么我不记得那晚 why I don't remember running out
跑到马路中间了 into the middle of the street that night.
我就是疯了 I'm just crazy.
别那么说 Don't say that.
不管怎么说，她给了我一些药… Well, anyway, she's got me on some medications--
奋乃静 um, perphenazine, and, uh, I don't--
我不记得了 I don't remember.
听着，你会好的 Listen, you're gonna be okay.
- 你不知道 - 我知道，你会好的 - You don't know. - I do. You're gonna be fine.
你应该和正常人在一起… You deserve to be with someone normal--
某个没有这么多问题的人 you know, someone who doesn't have so many problems.
如果哪天我们有了孩子怎么办？ What if we want to have kids someday?
你知道，嗯… You know, um...
你是唯一一个我想在一起的人，艾米丽 You're the only person I've ever wanted to be with, Emily,
所以别瞎说了 so just... stop acting like I have a choice
认识你真是三生有幸 I don't know what I did to deserve to deserve someone...
对我而言，你非常好 You're so good to me.
休息一下 Get some rest.
我爱你 I love you.
日后再聊 Talk to you later.
好吧 All right.
情况怎么样？ How's it going?
帕特 ...Parts.
我有伤疤之类的东西 I have, like, a sore spot or something.
是你今天徒步时弄伤的吗？ Did you-- did you hurt it on the hike today, or...?
或许吧，或许是我磕的 Maybe. Maybe I bumped it.
我不知道，我一直在摆弄它 I don't know. I keep fiddling with it.
嗯，别那么做 Well, don't do that.
等我到那，我看看它 I'll look at it when I get there.
好的 Okay.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
换睡衣 Changing into my jammies.
你可以继续 You can keep going.
我想你 I miss you.
今天徒步有很多对 There was a lot of couples on the hike today,
我就是感到孤单，你明白吗？ and I just felt alone, you know?
孤单？是吗？ Alone? Yeah?
这怎么样？ How's that?
稍微往后坐坐 Sit back a little bit.
那里，好极了 There. Yeah.
你在说什么？ What were you saying?
没什么 Uh, nothing.
扎克？嗨，扎克 Zac? Hey, Zac.
我找不到任何… I can't find any--
嗨，马特！ Hey, Matt!
我们忘了 We not-- we forgot. We forgot.
你们带工具了吗？ Did you guys bring any tools, or...?
铲子 Spatulas.
我正在用 That's what I was using. I was using--
塑料盘子？在烤架上 Oh, the styrofoam plate? On the grill! Ha ha ha!
那很好，不会给我们的 That's good. That doesn't really send
食物带上任何化学物品 any kind of chemicals into our food.
男人就这么烹饪的，问题解决了 That's how men cook. It's problem-solving.
你真是个男人 You're truly a man.
你们想要哪个？ You want the burnt one or the burnt one?
她要真正长的 She wants the really long one.
真正真正长的 The really, really long one.
这么长，开始吧，开始吧 This long. Here we go. Here we go.
嗨，兄弟，你的笨蛋朋友在此 Hey, dude, your dumb friends are here.
你知道半夜要发生的所有事，对吧？ You know all this stuff's coming down at midnight, right?
嗯 Mm-hmm.
你！ Yo!
我马上下去 I'll be right down.
出来，兄弟，那会是很棒的派对 Come out, dude, it's gonna be an awesome party.
或者不是 Or not.
兄弟，来吧，难道你老的不能这么玩了吗？ Dude, come on, aren't you a bit old for this shit?
万圣节快乐！ Happy Halloween!
你！ Yeah! Ha ha ha!
发生什么事了，怎么了？ What's up, guys? How's it going?
太棒了 Awesome. That is awesome.
搞什么鬼？ What the hell?
- 你是熊吗？ - 不，我是偷拍摄像 - Matt: Are you a bear? - I'm a nanny-cam.
- 偷拍摄像 - 比大学炸弹客好多了 - A nanny-cam! - Better than the Unabomber.
咱们去干吧 Let's go and do this.
保罗，你知道我们要去哪，对吧？ Paul, you know where we're going, right?
不，对了，你们想去… No, yeah, you're gonna wanna go to--
不，你们想去西区134 no, you wanna go 134 west.
你们想呆在134 You wanna stay on the 134.
在最右侧车道 Way to give yourself an option
是给你们自己一个选择的方法 by being in the far-right Lane.
我认为我们要去… I thought we were going--
我正打算给我自己一个可能的选择… I'm just gonna give myself the option of maybe...
我认为最终会到春街 It eventually will, I think, hit spring street.
你说天太晚了 You say it was too dark,
然后你就摘下你的太阳镜 and then you just took off your sunglasses?
你们很不错 You're fine.
有多少人想去这个派对？ How many people are supposed to be at this party?
你知道吗？ Do you know?
今晚有姑娘出来吗？ Are the girls coming out tonight?
有，她们会在那，她们晚点来 Matt: Yeah, they'll be there. They're coming out later.
那是？蒙托西托？ ...was it? Montecito?
对 Yes.
那…开始…就这里 That's-- it starts-- it's here.
我认为你说是马里波萨 I thought you said it was mariposa.
- 就选一个吧！ - 马里波萨还是蒙托西托？ - Just pick one! - Mariposa or Montecito?
就在那其中之一 It's one of those.
- 马维萨？ - 对 - Mar vista? -Yep.
好了，我要左拐 Matt: All right, I'm going left.
M…是麦迪逊吗？这没道理呀！ "M"-- Madison? This doesn't make any sense!
没事，别担心 It's fine, don't worry.
- 耶，对了 - 就在街角吗？ - Yeah, it is right. - Oh, fuck. Is that right on the corner?
- 你能在这停车吗？ - 好，没问题 - Can you park here? - Yeah, it's all right.
我认为一切都好，或许我们能出来 I think it's fine. Maybe we can come out
然后再查查车 and check on the car later too.
好的 Yeah. Fine.
- 你能拿着这瓶啤酒吗？ - 给 - Can you grab this beer? - Yeah, I got it. Here.
剑呢 Driver: Sword? No sword? Sword!
绝对是剑，是把好剑 Absolutely sword. It's an awesome sword.
我要带着愚蠢的头盔 I'm wearing a stupid helmet.
这里，给我一瓶啤酒 Here, gimme a beer.
谢谢 Thank you.
我要拿住它们 I wanna hold 'em.
- 我能来个吗，莱斯？ - 当然可以 - Can I get one, les? - Yeah, sure.
我正拿着…给，拿住了 I'm holding the-- here, hold on.
咋回事，兄弟？ What the hell, dude?
来舔我呀 Suck me.
太棒了 Awesome.
- 你好！ - 你可以走进去看看 - Hello! - You might try to just walk in.
你最好按一下门铃 Might want you to ring the doorbell.
人都哪去了？ Where is everyone?
这地方不错，或许好像…，转转再回来 This is a nice place. Maybe it's like a-- go around back.
别担心，兄弟们，我会…，你们…哦！ Don't worry, guys, I'll-- are you guys--? Oh!
近路！ Shortcut!
有谁的啤酒是温的？ Is anyone else's beer warm?
疼了！我要弄断它！ That actually hurt! I'll break it!
它哪去了？ Where'd it go?
是我的 It's mine.
确定？ You sure this is it?
对，灯都亮着 MYep. All the lights are on.
或许使我们来得早了点 Maybe we're a little early.
对，走那边 Yeah, go that way.
贾斯汀！ Justin!
你，贾斯汀 Yo, Justin!
这吓人！ Creepy!
这个派对真变态！ This party fuckin' sucks!
看到了吗？这是个鬼屋 See? It's a haunted house.
这是个空房子 It's an empty house.
逊弊的鬼屋 A really shitty haunted house.
太屎了！ So shitty!
贾斯汀？贾斯汀！ Justin? Justin!
他或许去拿啤酒了 He probably went to get beer.
一楼查过了 First one's through.
- 怎么样？ - 没问题 - What is it? - All right.
天哪，看看这破玩意 God, look at that shit.
好了 All right.
好的，或许不是我看到的最恐怖的事情 Okay. All right, maybe not the scariest thing I've ever seen.
有把椅子，显然发生过打斗 There's a chair. Obviously, there was a struggle.
椅子！有过打斗！ A chair! There was a struggle!
哦！另一间屋子锁着的 Ohh! Oh, fuck! Holy shit!
租户出去了，对 Tenant's out. Yeah.
这很酷 This is pretty cool.
哇！这里有点海洋风格 Whoo! It's, like, a nautical theme in here.
还有乌云… Heavy clouds too...
你好？ Hello?
好像有人 It was like people
从墙里出来伸手抓你 reaching out of the wall at you.
发生了什么事？ What happened? What happened?
我以前从未见过那个 I've never seen that before.
那真是太棒了！ That was fuckin' awesome!
真有趣 This is rad!
- 这没那么糟！ - 嘘嘘嘘嘘！ - This is not that bad! - Shh shh shh shh!
你听到了吗？等等 You hear that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
去年的派对，在沙漠中租了这个城堡 ...last year's party, rented this castle in the desert.
傻帽！ Nuts!
那有点像这个奇怪的，中世纪的… It was like this weird, medieval...
我不知道，我从里边弄了把剑出来 I don't know. I got a sword out of it.
你好？ Hello?
兄弟们？ Guys?
兄弟们 Guys.
兄弟们，这不好玩了！ Guys, not funny!
他妈的派对在哪，兄弟？ Where's the fuckin' party, man?
我不知道，我们去吓吓马特 I don't know. We're gonna go scare Matt.
这地方真他妈的棒！ This place is fuckin' awesome!
准备好了吗？ Ready?
我数一二 On two.
对不起，兄弟，来吧 I'm sorry, dude. Come on.
别，兄弟，那他妈的真疼！ No, dude, that fuckin' hurt!
我不相信他们受得了这个！ I can't believe they can afford this!
我不想有东西跳向我 I just don't want anything to jump out at me.
我烦了 I'm tired of it.
如果你想想我们现在在干什么 If you think about what we're doing right now,
我们正在穿过一个房子 we're walking through a house.
- 没事的 - 那噪音是他妈的什么？ - It's okay. - What the fuck is that noise?
我们怎么能上楼上去？ Chad: How do we get upstairs?
或许… Probably...
对了，派对他妈的在哪？ Yeah, where the fuck is the party?
有人吗？ Hey. Anything in there?
我找到派对了 I think I found the party.
然后通过人 And then, through the unity
与剑的统一 of the men with the sword.
起来吧，主人！ Arise, O lord!
行如你所言 Do as ye have said,
击打他，焚烧他 and fall upon him and burn him,
你可带走 that thou mayest take away
约押洒下的圣血 the innocent blood which Joab shed,
从我这，从我父亲的房子那 from me, and from the house of my father.
- 起来吧，主人！ - 扔你下去！ Arise, O lord! Cast you down!
剑在逼近谎言者！ A sword is upon the liars!
剑在逼近强人 A sword is upon the mighty men,
他们都应惊愕 and they shall be dismayed.
剑逼近他们的马匹，他们的战车 A sword is upon their horses, and upon their chariots,
逼近所有的混乱的人 and upon all the mingled people
他们都在她其中，起来吧，主人！ that are in the midst of her. Arise O lord!
- 扔你下去！ - 起来吧，主人！ - Cast you down! - Arise, O lord!
扔他下去！ Cast him down!
扔他下去！ Cast him down! Cast him down!
你们是谁？你们这些烂货是谁？ Who are you? Who are thou foulings?
- 扔…你…！ - 你们在这干什么？ - Cast... you...! - What are you doing here?
我们就是来这参加派对的 We're just here for the party.
- 你们在这干什么？ - 对不起 - What are you doing here? - Sorry.
你们不应在这！ You shouldn't be here!
- 离开！ - 跑！ - Leave! - Run!
请救救我！ Please help me!
安静，你，安静！别碰我！ Quiet, you, quiet! Get away from me!
听懂我的话了吗？ - Understand me?! - Whoa, whoa!
该死！ Holy shit!
哦，该死！那他妈的是什么？ Oh, shit! What the fuck is that?
- 那他妈的是什么？ - 离开！ - What the fuck is that? - Leave!
离开这里！ Oh, fuck! Get outta here!
- 我们不能走 - 等等，什么？ - We can't leave. - No, wait. What?
快，快 Go, go.
我们要干什么？ What are we gonna do?
就带上那个姑娘，然后离开 Just get the girl and leave.
好的 Okay.
退后 Back up, back up, back up!
快，查德！ Go, Chad!
放开我！ Get the fuck off of me!
放开我！ Get off me!
好了，我扶住她了 Matt: Okay, I got her, I got her, I got her.
快跑 Tyler: Uh... Go. Go, go, go.
开门！ Get the door!
怎么回事？ Oh, shit! What the fuck?
烧起来了！ It's fucking burning!
兄弟们，加油！ Guys, come on!
我们被困住了 We're trapped! We're fuckin' trapped!
这边！ Over here! Over here! Go, go!
小心，慢点 Watch it. Slow. Now. Aah.
弟兄们，这边！ Guys, this way!
小心你的脑袋，兄弟 Watch out for your head, dude.
这边！ This way!
快成了！ Almost got it!
你先走，你先走 You go first. You go first.
再来一步 One more step. One more step.
帮忙 Help. Pull. Help.
去开车！ Get the car! Get the car!
那边是什么？ What-- what's over there?
别丢下我！ Don't... Don't leave me!
这边，进去 Here. Okay. Get in.
坚持住 Hold on, hold on.
小心她的脚 Okay, okay. Her feet, her feet.
扶住她 Hold her, hold her, hold her.
接住了 I got her. I got her.
！ Jesus!
好了吗？ Here. You got her?
对 Yeah.
快，查德，快！ Go, Chad, go!
那他妈的是什么？ What the fuck was that?
嗨，你能听到我说话吗？ Hey, can you hear me?
你能听到我吗？ Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
我们在什么街上？ What street are we on?
集中精神，找家医院！ Just focus and find the fucking hospital!
我甚至不知道我们在哪！ I don't even know where the fuck we are!
后面那他妈的是什么，兄弟？ What the fuck was that back there, dude?
让她保持清醒！ Just keep her awake! Keep her awake!
和我呆一起 Stay with me. Stay with me.
深呼吸 Deep breaths.
嗨，你们能安静点吗？！ Hey, would you guys calm the fuck down?!
控制呼吸 just breathe.
怎么了，兄弟？ What the fuck, dude?
兄弟，你得快点！这车他妈的怎么了？ Dude, you gotta hurry! What the fuck is wrong with the car?
为什么你停下来？车到底怎么了？ Why are you stopping? What the hell is wrong with the car?
兄弟，开呀！ Dude, drive!
熄火了，哥们！ Fuckin' stalled, man!
快他妈的开，兄弟！加油！ Fuckin' drive, dude! Come on!
怎么了？她去哪了？ What the fuck?! Where'd she go?!
怎么了？！ What the fuck?!
她去哪了？ What the fuck? Where'd she go?
她去哪了？ Where the fuck did she go?
怎么了？ What the fuck?
那是什么？ The fuck was that?
怎么了，兄弟？ What the fuck, man?
她想干什么？ Fuck me! The fuck does she want?
开门，兄弟 Unlock the doors, Chad.
至少开开我的门 At least open my door.
怎么了，兄弟？开门！ What the fuck, man? Unlock the doors!
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